Happy Thanksgiving from your fellow Pigs! Remember, Turkey tastes better that pork!
So pull out that turkey and let it bake and broil! Get the [meatless] stuffing and don’t buy any bacon! Set out the (harmless) cranberry sauce and gravy! But please, don’t eat any pigs…that would make you a swine of a cannibal. Terrible thing, really! I hear beef tastes delightful. Nothing like eating corn though. Corn is the best.
We should all love corn.
A lot.